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 1. Landlord: We've seen rooster to lay eggs you?
Sofa: No, but tell the truth I have seen CCTV.
Landlord: Oh, you too much bad, that I adore you!
2. Landlord : In fact, Newton is just lucky to find three laws, if I had 200 years of Health, I can!
Re: Newton is really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the landlord Durian is the coconut is not a hh
3. landlord (M): a child being molested ass uncle, leaving the psychological shadow, now how do I grow up?
Re: who made my chrysanthemum, although much will punish!
4. landlord: pictures of my girlfriend, friends light sky to drop ~
Re: sex organs of plants inserted in long-horned cloven-hoofed animal excrement on the hh
5. landlord: If I one million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in a product Tomson!
Re: ah, but first you have to borrow money to pay property charges.
6. landlord: I bought a new one estate, there What you say scared to death, I was driving around in a circle with a full two hours!!!
sofa: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~
7. landlord: Shenzhen South Tau female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off chased JJ!
sofa: You let me live, I will not let you enjoy life!!!
8. landlord: ** every day speech against the unit group of I am very desperate hh
sofa future: not howling at the moon really terrible, but a herd of cows in front of your playing h
9. landlord: big woman you do not heat up the summer bra?
Re: We do not take you will be hot hh
10. landlord: and his girlfriend ML, the girlfriend of another man seemed to shout the name of hh
sofa: a woman you date someone else what you are not satisfied!
11. landlord: Why visit to Japan, Japan more distant, how the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?
Re: how hung? warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
12. landlord: The police are patrols upstairs ** be disturbed, angry that they throw the TT police who arrested two of the results of the police upstairs.
sofa: the liquid thrown down, did not take long to come knocking at the door of solid !
13. landlord: his mouth, my girlfriend sucking nipples hot water, then cool, we just can not describe it, her whole person bow up!
Re: you suck water to his mouth, her whole person are jumping for joy! it not more exciting?
14. landlord: face and body suddenly grow a lot of freckles, how is it? (with photos)
days Re: oh the mother, the landlord and a look of beauty spot, one of the Shougong Sha hh
15. landlord: wife suspected affair, but suffer no evidence hh
Re: Edison Chen if you can not hack it, then do Xie Tingfeng it ~
16. days * Ya landlord: News that a person is the python swallowed, will encounter in the wild, pythons really how to do?
days * Ya Reply 1: pinch seven inches poke the anus, two very effective, and I hope everybody is widely Communication.
days * Ya back 2: poke the snake anus anus or your own?
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days * ya back 47: shit, wilderness of what means poke!
days * ya back 48: stabbed her husband to know what means!
17. landlord: a child my mother told me the truth: if you quarrel with someone, not necessarily your fault; If you argue with a lot of people, it must be to you.
Re: gangster logic! X be a lot of people that you must be your round * ****** X is the reason??
18. landlord: unit people say I look like Koreans, we Like you say? (with photos)
sofa: Because you look like a stick, co-workers say so embarrassed, so I had to say you like the Koreans!
19. landlord: rumors that the famous Japanese film ** Muto Portland after the death of 818 people is not really?
Re: the myth of a record high 500 *** supreme life and death, do not get any explanation from the Japanese side and clarification, we have every reason to suspect that Japan * * community really seriously the feelings of the Chinese fans?
20. landlord: Why should the police Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren? not afraid of bad boss ran away to hear you?
Re: to check the unit before the higher general will be issued a notice to the subordinate units hh
21. landlord: Why Guangxi Golden Throat soccer star Total requested for endorsement?
Re: foreign players warm to remind you when mm scolded the Chinese men's soccer gold throat throat treasure!
22. landlord: Shuai there ass to use mm eaten Death is not the end!
Re: how handsome bad? handsome with disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar crush! These you do?
23. landlord: Why Seismological Bureau before the earthquake no noticeable after the earthquake, has frequently said that there are various anomalies before earthquakes harbinger of a major earthquake?
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance !
24. landlord: We all know that teaching from the six north eastern side of the road is a downhill, I was cycling to six teaching, I suddenly saw a lovely riding straight down mm, all the way shouting ; too cool! ;
2. finished the day's homework, let's rejoice!
3. because it is downhill, so the wind rushed up and walking towards me, I feel so cool;
4.mm I just saw this guy one time was left tell the truth, had shouted their cool;
5. we add:)
sofa: Tomorrow I'll put the girl in the seat back together!
25. landlord: the use of information on the East and West asymmetry, to spread a lot of foreign goods to China have become a luxury, so what's that Chinese brands abroad pretending to refuse offers for higher quality?
sofa: Zhang Ziyi.
26. landlord: Call for the most ruthless and do not curse Lu the word dirty.
reply 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?
reply 32: My computer has more than 300 photos your mother!
27. landlord: Never think the scorpion is the whole essence, it! but crucial moment, hateful replies Wukong appears hh
12: Well, if there for like a lecherous Pig.
reply 13: ah, Journey appeared, this time to change the scorpion fine not from the hh
28. landlord: Dad sent my husband a deer, we say that this is What do you mean, ah, there are pictures of that!
Re: This is the spur the younger generation the older generation ah ~ ~ ~
29. landlord: one at the beginning of terror we are speaking, in the middle funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put the ass, and then died.
Re: encountered Hibiscus sister, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married hh
30. landlord: The desktop shortcut is a virgin.
31. landlord: the Chinese people to resist the This view, The reports come in ~
floor: Ha ha Jiaochuang reports come in!
33. landlord: I found a large grave in the village, dig a month, dig a worthless do not know the valuable monument, can not see understand the words above, please help translate the next horizon cattle ah ~
Re: tomb raider, please behave, I am a poor dead hh
34. landlord: Summer girls to shave armpit hair, or dress of the unit image, that weak weak to ask a question, scraping up pubic hair?
Re: bar unit leaders do not scratch the mouth!
35. landlord: Heilongjiang last year to do business in the evening looking for a Russian lady, I mad dry her two hours, do you think shot after what she said to me?
sofa: Chinese man really strong?
bench: Are-you-ready?
36. landlord: Saddam Hussein is still before the heroic martyrdom rallying cry, though did not understand what he is saying, but still sincerely admire the leader.
Re: Saddam shouted: ! . folder pants.
38. landlord: It is reported that Hong Kong's TVB Jade, Gillian, accompanied by his mother down this morning at St. John's Women's Hospital to do an inspection, the hospital report confirmed the diagnosis of no organic damage the hymen, and The hospital has a good credit record. you can browse the website of Jade I'll Gillian mm.
sofa: Mom, are you laughing at Edison JJ Little do?!!
39. landlord: Everyone Netease do not think the news is simply too much to vote options you do not fly out?
sofa: ah, I do not love their children to learn recently, I threaten him, When an editor can only be to the NetEase! pound the table shouted mm non-compliance and said: Today, unfortunately * hostage in ransom and murder will finally turning. In this critical moment, taken the first step to said one colleague: . (If this paragraph relating to certain topics, shielded by the system!)
41. landlord: an American salesman named George & Herbert ax successfully sell to President Bush, so He won the Brookings Institution in 2005 (the world's most authoritative and most influential salesman organizations), > sofa: I want my wife has recommended to him!!!
42. landlord: corruption really so difficult to do?
Re: JJ you cut your own look is hard to cut!
43. landlord: the U.S. military in Iraq can not get out that the United States is a responsible country.
sofa: I was stuck with the stock that I was responsible for Chinese investors hh
44. landlord: how to do ah I got amnesia? < br> Re: Would not it be cool? woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~
45. landlord: you were a kid fantasize about what kind of scene you stole the show?
Re: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike him to the face splashed poured!
46. landlord: the horizon the stock market up to the people ah, please tell me the day before the opening of the Beijing Olympics over whether the warehouse make money storm had?
sofa: No! because August is the most dangerous in the past month of the Chinese stock market is one of the other most dangerous months are March, July, January, September, October, November, May, June, December, April and February.
47. landlord: just throw tumble, JJ inserted into the concrete floor in the pull it out and people tell me how to do ah? < br> Re: Wife, Come see it, the wild can grow individual child to JJ!
48. Happy landlord: GF to fill in the blank: Hong Kong (Tony Leung) the most charming, China () The most attractive . you help! (Author: old and not stiff)
Re: Hong Kong (Tony Leung) the most beautiful, most fascinating continent (.)(.).
49. landlord: want to ask you sisters, BF and ex-girlfriend to buy things together, such as the ring, necklace, bracelet for a class, is the keep or throw away? throw it is quite expensive hh things are still looking for does not suck!
sofa: much ado about nothing ! her former boyfriend, you do not use up too?
50. landlord: refuse Audition horizon that they refuse, do not like go-karts and the like is a good game for you???
sofa: I only Audition will know to play one-night stands, who have not heard of karting come up with one-night stand!
51. landlord: I curse you install these in the B horizon of death from various car crash!!!
Sofa: Since this sentence after reading landlord, has caused the bus every time before going on my first car and asked loudly: to I use these 22 words form a complete word, please help out brother!
Sofa (standard answer): In this life is not too happy, really do not want to tolerate hate live love I, I love you!
bench : The Union: tolerance hate living life, you and I do not; the second line: the present situation too, there is no happiness. Streamer: really want to love! (Author: Stone Buddha Stone Buddha)
53. landlord: you hate the most despised Which country?
sofa: Japan, Mom!
landlord: you can not help but talk dirty with you?
sofa: Good.
landlord: please re-answer, and you hate the most despised Which country?
sofa: Damn!