Sunday, May 15, 2011

The most pain

The world disappears, I will love you.
If you go , I will love you in tears .
If I go, I will love you from afar .
If your heart , I will love you in life .
old well where the sun fell into the tender will know the dark
When I came to realize that you really want to love you the most pain in my heart !

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Miss one

Remember to play the teacher absenteeism go run off circle
remember the call tipped them to stay school classroom
remember Collage ; hide in the toilet to steal to steal
Tuba tobacco smoke drink alcohol remember going to night classes to play but why
remember walking coquettish Cai Xiuli sharp teeth
remember the old generation of critics we say to mouth parched
remember to test the cap before the child is also playing side
remember after the exam results get buried skull too tired to remember a few Xiong Dihuo
always so crazy since
Remember that girls like boys together with other heart sour
remember how to eat in the canteen of the rancid food fresh
also roared Remember the youngest in the canteen to the meat dishes, I played more then a few slices always remember the school gate Yantan
stalls selling fake clouds
remember the restaurant door the first two dollars a bowl of beef noodle
remember that Du Min loose red nose bobbing
remember standing in Church and State Department played a hammer inside the buried equipment foolish
remember bored in the classroom to lose money to buy cigarettes Jinhua
Remember always absent along to the corner slipped out to see the Church and State Department, Collage, also evasive when bored
want to remember the mountains to eat potato ran Park That piece canteen
remember how some shameless woman is abused
remember how they have pleasure
Remember ... remember .. sometimes can not help but think of so many things will be tearful ....< br> year, our youth, our songs, the wind has been forgotten in the years to come, but also brought back in, I think of one, and my heart is still very nostalgic, I think of a center is always felt warm. time to fade the color of jeans, our memories are the time yellow, but also a period of good youth deserve our nostalgia ..........< br> I would like this document to all miss one
Some alumni may have a
me ; sample I wish you always feel happy

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

50 on a true portrayal of gender relations

1, the first time men and women go to bed is difficult, since more and more easy; women first and men go to bed very easily, since more and more difficult;

2, a man and his wife want to make money after the divorce, men earn any money in his wife wanted to divorce him.

3, several times.

4,

5, before the marriage and let a woman eat a man to borrow money, borrow money and let a woman married a man eat.

6, a man having an affair is reflected in more and more busy work, a woman having an affair is reflected in more and more salt to do the dishes.

7, a woman said to you

8, the traditional man is pure before marriage, after marriage promiscuity; modern men fool around before marriage, after marriage to become honest.

9, before the traditional children very honest woman, started giving birth dreams, before the birth of modern woman dreams, after giving birth to become honest.

10, at home when the money men like bookkeeping, at home, when the rich women like accounting.

11, the relationship between man and his wife bad the relationship between him and the mother is good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband, she and her mother's relationship is also poor.

12, men do not make money when the women try so hard, make money when a man a woman regrets.

13, a man entrusted to his girlfriend to take care of their buddies, and finally became the man's wife, girlfriend, buddy according to when; woman sister were entrusted to the care of her boyfriend, the results have become the boyfriend of the sister wife, sister have also become when not.

14, when men think ** is definitely not his wife, a woman is to her husband.

15, the failure of men who like to than his wife, successful woman like other people than her husband.

16, illegal parking fine men and pol.ice noisy one, a woman in the side to persuade; illegal parking fine woman and a man beside a noisy, police in the side to persuade.

17, the biggest worry is the creditors man, a woman's greatest worry is the lover.

18, most men like to buy useless things and most notebook computers, and most women like to buy the most useless thing is shoes.

19, a man good at discovering his wife's shortcomings, women good at discovering her husband's benefits.

20, a man having an affair is because the impulse, the woman having an affair because of boredom.

21, men lovers will have a sense of accomplishment, women lovers will have a sense of guilt.

22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, women take the initiative to kiss men planned event.

23, four-year-old woman had for her husband before the impulse, the four-year-old man has for his wife after the line
action

24, men like the shelves full of books, Then a woman to see these books.

25, men and women angry quarrel in the car, if driving is a woman she would slam on the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.
26, men for money to the first mobile phone, and then change a car, and then for the house, and finally change clothes; woman money is just the opposite.

27, men to learn English in order to prove that they are OK, the woman to learn English has proven that they have not.

28, the poorest man is not bargain shopping, the most rich women have to bargain shopping.

29, successful man, there is a woman's support, successful women have a bunch of men behind the support.

30, women hated men Chen Shimei; men like most women is Lady.

31, men see a woman, love, the most beautiful, the most common marriage, divorce, the most ugly divorce then becomes beautiful; women see a man, love the most honest, most boring marriage, divorce, the former most hypocrisy, after divorce, changing sincere

32, for men, the most beautiful woman can not get the woman; for women, most handsome man is already a man.

33, then the wise woman is also in their looks confused, stupid man in a woman's appearance is also clear.

34, women are always afraid of men usually color, they complain that men do not go to bed color; men always show ordinary women too, go to bed a woman does not show fear.

35, the most embarrassing thing a man is drunk wife pestered his friends; women are the most embarrassing thing is pestering her husband's friends got drunk himself.

36, a woman of the man said,

37, divorced, not the property of men, certainly not a good man; divorce, not the property of a woman, it must be a good woman

38, a man sent a woman bras, that want to build lovers ; women give men's underwear, that already had lovers.

39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.

40, a woman made a thousand dollars a unit, she would tell a man made a thousand dollars, to tell their friends, made a five hundred; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a five hundred, tell their friends made a thousand five.

41, henpecked at home, most do not dare contradict the man-in-law; at home, the women are most afraid of her husband dared to contradict her mother.

42, a woman will spend their own money to save her husband who, men will spend their own money to save the other woman.

43, men face a group of women, do not discuss the appearance issues; women face a group of men, do not discuss the issue of wealth.

44, a woman heard a man say that most like difficult to see another woman; man most like to hear a woman say to another man is a failure.

45, women often say that they comforted a woman miserable; men often say to comfort a man when another man miserable.

46, when the most stupid man is the first time wearing a suit to work, women are the most stupid is the first time when the streets wearing a Dress.

47, praised the beauty of other women's clothes like a beautiful, rich man like other men touted high income, the final result is the topic of conversation lead to himself.

48, returnees men speak Chinese when the Chinese have added a few words of English; returnees woman speaking English to a foreigner and there are a few Chinese.

49, men read the Dr. because of low IQ, women read the Dr. because of low emotional intelligence.

50, a man lying is a kind of habit, a woman lying is a kind of need.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Concert into the night to see a doctor

to keep on watching , Funny doctor. . . Really good, impetuous heart had slowly calm down. Some songs of doctors, because the life he described the helplessness and sadness too naked and too pull off, really is kind of a knife scrape the bones kind of feeling, not to listen. Love should not be a one-dimensional and should not be a dead end, only to see it brought us grief, and forget that our hearts become harder powerful, it makes us become more mature and plump personality, which get rid of some of our bad habits, etc., these are the harvest of love brings us. So, love to love, it feels right, like; love to love, do not care about gains and losses.
most recent state can be said is a mess, decadence, depression, hate myself, interested in nothing, that depression is probably it, really can be afraid. So, I did not do anything, only this time to adjust their mood. Do not want to force yourself to try to forget, much to the bright side, another idea to think about the problem from another angle, to change their old concepts. And all have calmed down, look at the problem will be more clear, cool deal with the problem will become more calm, so that it will not make the wrong decision.
recent so many things, and I did not expect, in fact, because of misunderstanding, the network with the real world, after all, is not the same. Some people say why do you always come and go, why you are so real, you are on the network is that? In fact, like the ad said, a man not only one side, people really can not have just one side, unless you do not want to live in the real world. The world has different values ​​from a variety of different tastes of people, sometimes we lie to meet, eat dirt, is only one of the most humble to the purpose: survival. The knife was too tough to break easily, Duirenduishi not only in a manner, but not too smooth, the others are a fool; not crafty and fawning immorality, with people just for him to use his calculations. Some ones that perhaps only few people know - parents, lovers, family and friends. . . This is only a few, really small, because he only trusted his love in front of it, revealing the true side of the most innocent, as he left the most profound love for his favorite people there. All the misunderstandings, only because you believe some of the surface phenomena, and never really seriously listened to his true heart.
really good night, and sleep!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Unified National Examination Paper boys taking his wife

Unified National Examination Paper boys taking his wife shall not answer ------------------------ ------------- Seal Line ---------- enlarge】 【Tip A: this paper a unified proposition by the China Federation of bachelor, provinces, municipalities, autonomous regions and Xinjiang Production and Construction Corps, separately listed cities required to use this volume, not their own proposition. B: All candidates must be single women, men and married women not answer qualification. C: Candidates must comply with the examination rules, not allowed to carry mobile phones and other communication tools into the examination room, not allowed to whisper, cheating is found on the spot a copycat disqualified. ------------------ Unified national examination papers boys admitted his wife: (out of 150) First, the multiple-choice questions (每小题 5 points, can only choose one) 1 . What is your future husband asked? [] A: the house of a hundred square meters B: car a C: a monthly salary of not less than 3000 yuan D: simple and honest, able to feed their families 2. You will live with the parents and her husband do? () A: be B: no C: time to say D: listening to her husband arrangements 3. Met a lady down the way to work on the road (possibly sick, it could be a car accident), how would you do? () A: immediately help the old lady to the hospital B: immediately call 110 or 120 C: far standing watch D: fear of getting himself into trouble, left the scene 4. You will cook and clean up? () A: no B: will be C: not willing to do housework D: is learning 5. If you find that derailed her husband, how do you do? () A: Divorce B: to find her parents who beat him up C: to educate him for the first time, their hearts with love, and logic D: revenge her husband, affair 6. Will have children, how to teach children? () A: to her husband to educate B: What kids want to buy C: naughty hit PP D: do not spoil a child, and her husband co-educational children 7. The common property between husband and wife how to spend? () A: pre-marital property notarization B: I have the final say C: to her husband Management D: Investment banking 8. If the husband hits you, how do? () A: and his sparring B: find a local Women's Federation mediation C: back home D: Divorce 9. Husband like smoking, drinking, how to do? () A: do not care B: to make him quit C: tobacco and alcohol to him about the harm to the body D: do not know how to do 9. Her husband was fired from a company, how do you do? () A: calling him a useless B: ignore C: groaning sigh D: to comfort him, encouraged him to 10. You will often see her husband's cell phone with? () A: so, to prevent him from derailment B: No, I believe he C: the occasional check D: check once a day, two short answer questions: (每小题 5 points, a total 5 questions) 1. In your mind, what is the image of a good husband? 2. You want your future child is a boy or a girl? 3. You will grow old and her husband do? 4. If you met her husband's career low, how do you do? 5. Husband donated one thousand yuan to the disaster area, you will curse him? Three essay questions. (50 points) to Fourth, the operating title: (25 points) live demonstrations about cooking and cleaning process A: Comparison of a dirty white shirt, Diaopai washing powder bag, a wash basin, water bucket, you hand wash this shirt clean. (10 points) B: a rice cooker, rice, a pound, a number of water, the circuit of a flapper, you will be mature rice meal. (5 points for this) C: a live chicken, a knife, a set of kitchen equipment (pots and pans, etc.), oil, salt and condiments are available, a liquefied petroleum gas equipment (sets), a recipe, please you within an hour to do a dish with only chickens, and vegetables called (This title 10 points) → final interpretation of this test belongs to China bachelor Federation.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Reviews a variety of old Chinese fruit ~ ~ ~ too useful , the first collection of collections

 Reviews a variety of old Chinese fruit ~ ~ ~ too useful, the first collection of image collection 1:
Apple


apple a day,
doctor away
stomach Deficiency required type of chronic diarrhea, wrapped with aluminum foil, baked cooked food with the most
fructose, organic acids, pectin, trace elements
1. pectin: is soluble fiber, to promote cholesterol metabolism, lower cholesterol levels, promote fat off ;
2. trace elements: K expansion of blood vessels, enabling patients with hypertension; zinc deficiency would lead to glucose metabolism and decreased sexual function.
3. can be organized stomach: fibers, help to discharge; also has the functions of diarrhea.
4. apple + a few slices of ginger Hot water: You can stop vomiting.
5. can reduce cold pear, strengthen lungs and stomach Run. Fall lungs
syrup: apple / pear Lily + number + 1 of two Dendrobium 9 grams almonds 15 grams +
Photo 2:
papaya fruit


Wanshou sweet natured, slightly cold
proteolytic enzymes.
1. contains enzymes similar to human growth hormone, eat more to maintain their youth.
2. proteolytic enzymes help break down protein and starch, of great benefit to the digestive system.
3. to aid digestion of the summer heat than to quench their thirst, lungs cough, expectoration of colds, constipation, slow bronchitis helpful.
ripe persimmon papaya + decoction, to cure asthmatic cough ripe papaya, peeled instigate
+ steamed + honey, raw papaya governance Dryness cough
juice or dried powdered payment can be de-worming .
papaya cooked fish or pork leg, and promote lactation. Photo 3:
the nature of cold watermelon

/
Wei Han, pregnant women, the body a little virtual person hot not cold base.
excess heat, strong, fit person.
see halo accidentally eat a lot of nausea, can be rescued with a ginger. Photo 4:
pear berry

share
properties were
heat with cold /
Physical Deficiency, cold cough who should not be eaten raw, must be steam, or put soup, or fried with herbs.
Swan pears, pear, pear slightly cool tribute; skin thick pear and pear imports more cold.
eat a lot of sore throat
almonds, pears (with cold) + Tremella (slightly cool) cook sugar, dry mouth treatment hoarseness. However, with the excess heat is more suitable for themselves, or virtual fire needs heat person.
almonds, pears (with cold) + 9 grams of Fritillaria boiled sugar, strong lungs gas.
almonds, pears (with cold) + lily boiled sugar, nourishing yin and soothe the nerves. Photo 5:


should not eat mango
have medicinal value
of sweet, thirst-quenching fluid.
nature with poisoning caused by damp, a skin disease or cancer, avoid eating
(eczema / pus / gynecological diseases / edema / athlete's foot - wet from further eating mangoes will increase)
the possible treatment of immature allergic < br> Asthma taboo.
one of the few fruits rich in protein, eat more satiety.
1. beneficial eyes, moist skin.
2. detoxify Xiaozhi, Buck.
3. vomiting, nausea rule the waves. Pregnant women, nausea. Photo 6: Kiwi / Kiwi anti-cancer proper way


eating a cough may be worse.
1. Vitamin C 20-80 times higher than the apple, citrus 5-10 times higher than that antioxidants can prevent cancer-causing substances in the formation of nitrite in the body safe.
2. Tune in next gas. Nourishing the physical, heat diuretic, Qingwei moistening.
3. upset heat treatment, prevention and treatment of scurvy, hypertension, cardiovascular disease, cancer.
4. for the treatment of gastrointestinal cancer and lung cancer do not marketer. Photo 7:


of mangosteen to
of cold to cold /
physical Deficiency can still eat less, eat not. Do more with watermelon, soy milk, beer, cabbage, mustard greens, bitter melon, winter melon soup and other cold objects with lotus leaves to eat.
accidentally eat too much, cook brown sugar, ginger tea with a solution of. Photo 8:
pineapple


fluid nature of heat and stomach.
trachea or bronchus-sensitive patients quit drinking.
need to allow some of the organic decomposition of brine, reducing its toxicity.
1. rich in fiber, can stimulate the intestinal tract. With convergence, will not be some diarrhea can help stop diarrhea.
2. spleen and stomach, solid strength. Pineapple abdominal break down proteins in the stomach to help digestion.
3. feeling throat after eating allergy symptoms is required to drink a glass of salt water dilution of allergenic ingredients. Photo 9:
Durian

Deficiency tonic nature of heat and hysteresis with
/
cancer or patients, skin or liver yin deficiency with heat dieting
physical Deficiency impotence help can eat fire. Postpartum Deficiency
do supplements.
eat too much immediately eat some mangosteen resolve Photo 10:
litchi

impotence hot stuff
Yin Huo-wang, who
excess heat (skin, dry mouth , insomnia) should not eat.
gout, diabetes should not eat.
physical calm or Deficiency can enjoy ourselves.
who eat too much, eating cold watermelon or a bowl of water lotus leaf gourd picture 11:
coconut

mild /
coconut meat can be yang fire, strong body, for weak, weakness, easy fatigue were.
and Heat were not the body.
fat and protein content.
coconut rice with chicken, a tonic effect.
Radix + coconut water + lily + Dendrobium = heat Yin
coconut water + melon sub = Xiefei fire
of cool coconut water + white fungus or Ching Huang ear picture 12:
Lemon

women are advised not stomach fruit
lemon tea.
1. warm water + lemon juice + salt = expectorant effect, stronger than the orange and orange.
2. cold early: lemon + honey flush = relieve sore throat / dry throat does not reduce
3. may tocolysis [should mother and child], beauty, speckle, prevent pigmentation, improve anteversion , uterine ligament laxity or amenorrhea
4. clear lemon can lower blood pressure cholesterol, improve cardiovascular. Photo 13:
longan

nourishing people Yichi
inhuman heat, pyrophlegm should not eat.
gout joint swelling and pain caused by overeating.
itself with asthma who eat hot Hyperactivity induced cough
hot, skin, bloating should not eat.
1. dried nourishing the nerves, for lack of effort (heart rate for no reason, easily tired of those) have a great effect of insomnia. Photo 14:
Persimmon


gastric body is a treasure of sweet and cold /
weak, Spleen Deficiency, Exogenous cold bogey. Peeled and ate the best anti-iron absorption.
1. vitamins and sugar contained in fruit and 1-2 times higher than normal.
elimination heat to bother to quench thirst fluid, lungs and phlegm, heat treatment of cough.
2. Shidi treating hiccups, nocturnal enuresis.
3. persimmon leaf tea contains a lot of dimension C, blood pressure, cardiovascular protection, the treatment of insomnia.
4. persimmon nature of the peace, lungs and qi.
5. persimmons on the icing: the cure for throat throat and stomatitis Photo 15:
banana

buck purge
sweet and cold /
for hot people .
Physical Deficiency, Spleen lag diarrhea, cold cough should not
(Wei Han / nephritis / pregnancy swollen feet should not be)
starch rich.
1. Qingre intestines, promote gastrointestinal motility.
2. potassium rich, lower blood pressure.
banana stew candy = cure cough Photo 16:
guava

dehumidification diarrhea
sweet nature /
should guard against constipation and liver heat, to eat or with nuclear fiber-rich fruits such as grapefruit.
thirst, Chufan diarrhea, deworming, regulate urine. Photo 17:
cane


itself with pure heart and lungs and cold, physical Deficiency not appropriate to drink.
Black sugarcane: a moderate tonic, throat and Heat were not;
Peel sugarcane: sweet and cool, Hyperactivity and gastrointestinal thermal solution.
Han Tan persons (white and thin) do not drink.
1. throat fluid, lifting mind Fanre, dry mouth
2. measles, chicken pox in children, when the water brewed into tea. Rhizoma Imperatae + cane +
Peel carrots boil water = heat picture 18:
melon (Melon)

cough cough provoked
Lanzhou Melon / Melon more cantaloupe America / cold melon crepe paper. Will be very hot or cold on the heat add cold.
easy to see, dizziness, menstrual and vaginal discharge quantity bogey
Physical Deficiency / asthma are advised not to. Photo 19:
date

nourishing the physical
protein, sugar rich. Through blood vessels, lowering blood pressure. Victoria C content of fresh dates
10 times higher than the lemon.
dates: blood and the strongest, but also more dry
Nanzao: biased yin blood.
axillaris: nourishing.
fresh candied / gold candied: lungs / stomach
chronic hepatitis side: boiled red dates and soil capillaris Abri Photo 20:
fig

Health Ambassador
can cure ulcers
flesh calcium, phosphorus, magnesium, copper, manganese, zinc, boron more essential minerals and trace elements.
1. the main clearing the throat, open Xiongge, phlegm stagnation
2. Five hemorrhoid swelling, pain, frequent Jiantang smoked, to take effect
3. accelerate wound healing, ulcers of the digestive tract effect.
4. heal bleeding hemorrhoids, and colon cancer have a supporting role.
5. containing antioxidants, anti-aging.
6. containing pectin and fiber, intestinal absorption of toxic substances, detoxification effect.
7. and Apple, two-way regulating the stomach, spleen to stop diarrhea diarrhea lag can eat; constipation eat laxative.
8. Pui dry milling help ulcer healing. Photo 21:
tomatoes appetizer but the poisoning caused by damp


sweet and cool thirst, stomach and digestion /
but the nature of the wet and carriers of the virus, not suitable for gout, rheumatism, eczema and skin diseases, cancer patients.
rubella quit eating crabs, tomatoes
gastrointestinal Deficiency diarrhea, cold cough (sputum white throat itch) are best eaten cooked.
1. rich in vitamin C, cooking is not easy to damage, easily absorbed
2. hypertension in patients with secondary therapeutic Photo 22:
Cherry

blood Gushen champion
temperate fill /
Firelight, excessive hot flashes sore throat who eat less suitable.
1. the highest iron content of fruit can be blood. Su suffering from anemia, low hemoglobin, or to be aphrodisiac liqueur Lee belly after eating.
2. Cherry triggered virtual fire, drink the juice solution.
3. the whole body is a treasure, to approve the hair through the measles, the virus will not be trapped in the body.
4. solvable venom leaves, roots can be deworming.
is picture 23:
grape


strong physique champion blood Gushen
with the more peaceful
cherry cough lung deficiency, fetal irritability, nephritis patients, especially suitable for grapes or grape juice supplement.
skin and flesh, and nuclear are very useful and contains Victoria E, B12, P, C is very beneficial to the heart. Heavy chemical pollution, the better it tastes sweet, the smaller the victims of the deeper sub-application of salt for 5-10 minutes to eat the flooding. Photo 24:

Peach

blood beauty and warm /
eat would cause excessive body heat, bloating, chest tightness
1. Rich in iron, increases human hemoglobin.
2. containing more fat and protein
3. Walnuts beauty
4. peach promoting blood circulation, cough and asthma, but not excessive, and passing through the period.
5. Peach gum is a blind diabetic comes out of magic, can be strong and nourishing, regulating blood sugar levels.
6. Peach can Hot water wash, bathe, drink.
7. peach juice + Taomi Shui face wash to moisturize the skin. Photo 25:
grapefruit

lungs cough
nature of the peace, lungs and cough.
1. rich in fiber (natural laxative), vitamin C (natural laxative), vitamin P, the promotion of intestinal peristalsis.
2. Pectin may contain cholesterol, increasing the elasticity of D P, D C can be laxative and against the free radicals cause aging.
3. juice contains substances similar to insulin, lowering blood glucose.
frequent colds, cough, airway sensitivity: The fresh grapefruit to go nuclear to stay Pi + north apricot, Fritillaria, without dyeing the white fungus 30 g + honey stew one, strong lungs Photo 26:
Orange Citrus

anti-cancer food
phlegm shun gas.
heat cough (sputum Nongzhuo dry mouth) is most Yichi orange citrus
cold cough (throat marks are) to be evasive.
1. D C rich, increase endurance, a real well-being of antioxidant protection.
2. shun gas phlegm, heat fluid, spleen appetite.
3. Chenpi: Victoria C and carotene more than flesh, containing essential oil to promote gastrointestinal motility, remove fat reduce blood cholesterol. Fujian Chenpi more peaceful, increased gastric secretion, and promote sputum sent, Xiaoyanlidan. a cold, nausea, nausea
: Citrus ginger porridge.
cough, sputum: orange peel boiled almonds (sugar) Picture 27:
almonds

body care
nature of the peace, lungs and thirst
1. fresh apricots rich in protein, carotene, Victoria AC, calcium, phosphorus, iron, catechins, may help on the anti-cancer substances and free radical attacks.
2. almond paste help defecation, cough lungs.
3. ginkgo also contains a small amount of hydrocyanic acid, not a lot of raw. Dozen raw grains, there is heat effect.
4. Ginkgo has cholesterol-lowering, Gu Shen, cough effect.
Deficiency: The ginkgo simmer cooked dispensing
nocturia by: stew cooked dipped in honey
leucorrhea more Ginkgo: The Ginkgo boiled egg stew cooked sugar syrup
yuba with ginkgo eggs: not in the body Deficiency.