Thursday, May 26, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Take off the uniform for the end of the comrades reproduced
2010.11.24
was declared at the command of our ex-comrades to help us to stay under the rank of
2010.11.25
day we took off the uniforms never left the troops left for us' on the left Under the faint memories of
boy from the fun to the mature man 'quilts, cleaning, sorting the House, when the soldiers do not know the morning is wash the
Every time I hear the whistle when the first stand at attention, and is used whenever the running
dinner, rice Church silence, a few minutes to get, if and when a small duty, then it luck, even a toilet points have time to cigarettes when
training boring everyone with the rest of the time bragging
fitness time is the most painful day when five kilometers, red circle (you spit far washed) to do equipment, push-ups (attendant closing operation has been done a bad mood) 'When the new recruits turn off the lights when the night plus the physical, especially in the winter, windows open, each with a newspaper, when I got to sweat to wet the newspaper before they can sleep
middle of the night not to pee on the toilet, but to smoke a cigarette, it would be tragic squad leader caught , the light of the penalty you drink tea, smoke, or to you in a closet so that you smoke a cigarette, smoked it can come out, the worst case, a collection of new soldiers, the back row of an emergency backpack squat a few pounds, and have a half of the men cried for a long time, when it has no consciousness of a leg
soldiers know Gouxue head was hit with a piece of shit can not put a soldier
know is wrong is wrong , right or wrong
soldiers know like a fever run a kilometer
know one soldier Li Momo in bed sobbing
soldiers know what is contentment
biggest wish is to soldiers sleep
good soldier to the parents to call in the army always smiled and said, well, call for a hanging drop his grievance tears into the heart has been
is prohibited to use mobile units, although we have violated, but we always have feelings of animals, quilt cover their registration throughout the year a buttoned, body sweat out the full light dare not reveal the slightest, have no way out in the low-key
Many people say that ugly soldiers, told the camouflage washed several times, one wants to touch, why, because the taste of really having a hard
ported although we leave, but you know we are doing holiday Well, a day to wash clothes, shoes, socks, or out of tolerance, has never been a soldier will not give your own interface, time is squeezed out of their own, you will show it every day, according to a diary thing
flashlight every Chinese Lunar New Year, when you are most happy, and we ate dinner to the family to make a have time to call New Year, in order that you can have a good year, we are hungry exposure to cold, to national security we have sacrificed their youth
two really tough time for us, get lost with the proportional to the loss of youth, maturity
forces have learned how to get us to hone our glance to see the will of the body's scar is enough to prove that, leaving out we know what to do, understand their responsibilities
I do not want to leave troops, but was reluctant to leave his comrades, fellow feelings you have never been a soldier can never understand the meaning of
Although we live only a short period of two years, although we come from all directions Although our different dialects, but we bloody sweat together, eat together stay together, laugh together cry together like a experiencing a non-human life
so we are truly brothers
comrades regardless of whether the future we Goodbye, we must remember that we had opened the door
forces, we finally came out, liberated, free, do not forget when the train roared to two years of depression are not satisfied with all the released , say out loud I'm back, enjoy the drink cry, enjoy the good life
your fellow
bye bye bye uniformed troops
said with a smile
was declared at the command of our ex-comrades to help us to stay under the rank of
2010.11.25
day we took off the uniforms never left the troops left for us' on the left Under the faint memories of
boy from the fun to the mature man 'quilts, cleaning, sorting the House, when the soldiers do not know the morning is wash the
Every time I hear the whistle when the first stand at attention, and is used whenever the running
dinner, rice Church silence, a few minutes to get, if and when a small duty, then it luck, even a toilet points have time to cigarettes when
training boring everyone with the rest of the time bragging
fitness time is the most painful day when five kilometers, red circle (you spit far washed) to do equipment, push-ups (attendant closing operation has been done a bad mood) 'When the new recruits turn off the lights when the night plus the physical, especially in the winter, windows open, each with a newspaper, when I got to sweat to wet the newspaper before they can sleep
middle of the night not to pee on the toilet, but to smoke a cigarette, it would be tragic squad leader caught , the light of the penalty you drink tea, smoke, or to you in a closet so that you smoke a cigarette, smoked it can come out, the worst case, a collection of new soldiers, the back row of an emergency backpack squat a few pounds, and have a half of the men cried for a long time, when it has no consciousness of a leg
soldiers know Gouxue head was hit with a piece of shit can not put a soldier
know is wrong is wrong , right or wrong
soldiers know like a fever run a kilometer
know one soldier Li Momo in bed sobbing
soldiers know what is contentment
biggest wish is to soldiers sleep
good soldier to the parents to call in the army always smiled and said, well, call for a hanging drop his grievance tears into the heart has been
is prohibited to use mobile units, although we have violated, but we always have feelings of animals, quilt cover their registration throughout the year a buttoned, body sweat out the full light dare not reveal the slightest, have no way out in the low-key
Many people say that ugly soldiers, told the camouflage washed several times, one wants to touch, why, because the taste of really having a hard
ported although we leave, but you know we are doing holiday Well, a day to wash clothes, shoes, socks, or out of tolerance, has never been a soldier will not give your own interface, time is squeezed out of their own, you will show it every day, according to a diary thing
flashlight every Chinese Lunar New Year, when you are most happy, and we ate dinner to the family to make a have time to call New Year, in order that you can have a good year, we are hungry exposure to cold, to national security we have sacrificed their youth
two really tough time for us, get lost with the proportional to the loss of youth, maturity
forces have learned how to get us to hone our glance to see the will of the body's scar is enough to prove that, leaving out we know what to do, understand their responsibilities
I do not want to leave troops, but was reluctant to leave his comrades, fellow feelings you have never been a soldier can never understand the meaning of
Although we live only a short period of two years, although we come from all directions Although our different dialects, but we bloody sweat together, eat together stay together, laugh together cry together like a experiencing a non-human life
so we are truly brothers
comrades regardless of whether the future we Goodbye, we must remember that we had opened the door
forces, we finally came out, liberated, free, do not forget when the train roared to two years of depression are not satisfied with all the released , say out loud I'm back, enjoy the drink cry, enjoy the good life
your fellow
bye bye bye uniformed troops
said with a smile
Monday, May 16, 2011
Reprinted common sense!
I'm afraid you do not know the first ! ( Well not to switch can do ?) -
common sense! I'm afraid you do not know the first! (Well not to switch can do?) Beautiful spring -
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1, flush the toilet cover to cover. -
2, the neck forward an inch, the pressure increases cervical doubled. -
3, before eating soup, slender health. -
4, computer misuse, thrombosis're calling you. -
5, neurasthenia, eat trotters. -
6, sweating more, eat the appropriate acid. -
7, cold water bath, stop sunburn. -
8, bags under the eyes significantly, to investigate the lipid. -
9, glasses will not deepen myopia. -
10, dark chocolate has a protective role in cardiovascular health. -
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11, eat fruit, easy to anemia. -
12, eat tofu, preferably with kelp. -
13, grapefruit perfume taste to make women feel young 6 years old. -
14, the morning of the fruit is golden. -
15, children and senior citizens all need to eat snacks. -
16, the summer should not be sedentary. -
17, when Chinese herb taboo: onion, garlic and pepper, mutton, dog, tea, carrots, fish. -
18, often in the mirror is good for health. -
19, pregnancy can cure migraines. -
20, a cup of coffee Do not smoke. -
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21, children's fluoride toothpaste with caution. -
22, red wine can reduce dementia risk. -
23, fly very often, eat more vitamin C. -
24, those excessive nightlife, easy hair loss baldness .-
25, hanged overnight leading water .-
26, ceramic disinfection, do not use consumer level cabinet .-
27, to wearing high heels, thumb easily valgus .-
28, breakfast is best after 7 .-
29, take the finished picture remember wash your hands .-
30, fresh juice most of the bacteria exceeded. -
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31, do not install greens with rice. -
32, green tea can prevent cancer, pregnant women drink to be careful. -
33, picking your nose, is equal to self-destruction -
34, children should not read too early. -
35, pregnant women, diet can be transmitted to children. -
36, the second defecation susceptible to hemorrhoids. -
37, a lychee three fire, although the fresh taste of food more than MO. -
38, cod liver oil served over stone-prone. -
39, the fluorescence cups squeeze injurious to health. -
40, the most comprehensive nutrition of milk. -
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41, men are most afraid of heat, women are the most cold. -
42, summer treatment of myopia the benefits. -
43, raisins can be key teeth, sterilization. -
44, vinegar bottles can not be installed. -
45, students hyperostosis eye! -
46, meat must be thawed in cold water. -
47, eventually becoming wipe appliances, electromagnetic radiation large. -
48, the baby may sweat more than a calcium deficiency. -
49, the whole vegetarian woman, easy and old! -
50, the summer is not appropriate for children weaned. Can not discharge toxic skin care products. -
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51, eating papaya can increase gastrointestinal motility. -
52, Shake before use sunscreen. -
53, wearing sunglasses after massage. -
54, pineapple leaves contain anti-cancer ingredients. -
55, the elderly eat less sweet. -
56, moderately full health. -
57, drinking in moderation. -
58, every half a bean, can prevent the disease. -
59, mobile phone signal is not good, do not use! -
60, multi-functional detergent, with caution. -
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61, fish and poultry better than pork. -
62, eat beheaded duck head. -
63, diabetes, to guard against mosquito bites. -
64, taking advantage of the summer, calcium supplement. -
65, winter and summer disease governance is timely. -
66, dog days of summer can not be less fish. -
67, maternity damage profile may be associated with life. -
68, Band-Aid, do not abuse paste. -
69, take the bus, stand sideways more stable. -
70, baby crawling the benefits. -
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71, a straw to drink beverages, prevent tooth decay. -
72, food colors do. -
73, Lotus, -
74, advise you eat in summer melon. -
75, mung bean soup, add some salt. -
76, lily tea, can reduce internal heat. -
77, ice beverage drink easy to heat stroke! -
78, weaning mother should not isolate! -
79, cerebral hemorrhage, head of emergency cooling. -
80, diet-related migraine. -
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81, liposuction surgery, laser beams, lifting operations, summer is not suitable. -
82, eat more rice, a good heart period. -
83, take the cobblestone road, lower blood pressure. -
84, meat and more hot days, bad big! -
85, summer day, few leave, many mental and physical. -
86, children often do not call the effect of leg pain! -
87, moderate stress, can be anti-aging. -
88, hot weather, be careful hair. -
89, child care for a long time blowing air conditioning, easy to get pneumonia. -
90, too clean, but easy to get sick. -
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91, dress is too bright, careful toxic. -
92, female impotence quietly wraps. -
93, do not mess drink tea, carefully side-effects. -
94, nourishing not just the beginning of autumn. -
95, little toothpicks, tens of thousands of bacteria! -
96, always playing nibbling sleep, when the anti-blood thick. -
97, good words good words can cure a cold. -
98, summer of socks for men, Ma best. -
99, eat Jiang Youyi health. Mosquito bites, toilet water useless! ! -
100, the teeth look chaotic, because the dinner. -
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101, abdominal obesity risk of obesity than the hips. -
102, the population contains about 500 species of bacteria. -
103, often eat food rich in plant fiber, healthy. -
104, middle-aged man wearing a hard tight. -
105, fall, -
106, Beware of dog you sick. -
107, ion machine does not have security keys. -
108, brush your teeth to break up -
109, eat fresh lily, each not more than 50 grams. -
110, care solution, not as eye drops. -
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111, let the children go one hour a day! -
112, mainly pillow neck pillow. -
113, was particularly fond of sweating is sick. -
114, get the grass growing flowers, Yee body and mind. -
115, Lavender good for the heart! -
116, autumn is the time fresh pears. -
117, Chushu, the fitness and more attention. -
118, Chili can be ranked carcinogens. -
119, tea to remove bad breath. -
120, eat cereals, wholesome. -
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121, peanut nutrition plays an important role a balanced diet. -
122,40 people over the age of the tumor should be implemented, -
123, a cell phone is best to remove the glasses. -
124, banana inhibit cancer cell growth. -
125, good evening exercise period. -
126, milk a calm, ease emotional effect. -
127, disposable chopsticks, the more white the more dangerous. -
128, often grimacing, lets face thinner. -
129, little old chicken soup. -
130, a glass of milk can not replace the breakfast. -
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131, chronic dental problems can break the
132, children's lead anti-coup
133, Families with pregnant women, not decoration. -
134, Shen served antihypertensive drugs before going to bed. -
135, the patient Yichi honey. -
136, black lips, great meaning. -
137, old people should look at children's programs. -
138, White Dew health. -
139, good vision formed in the -
140, eat less salt, the equivalent of -
141, orange, juice, sugar, chocolate, drugs, and milk do not eat! -
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common sense! I'm afraid you do not know the first! (Well not to switch can do?) Beautiful spring -
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1, flush the toilet cover to cover. -
2, the neck forward an inch, the pressure increases cervical doubled. -
3, before eating soup, slender health. -
4, computer misuse, thrombosis're calling you. -
5, neurasthenia, eat trotters. -
6, sweating more, eat the appropriate acid. -
7, cold water bath, stop sunburn. -
8, bags under the eyes significantly, to investigate the lipid. -
9, glasses will not deepen myopia. -
10, dark chocolate has a protective role in cardiovascular health. -
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11, eat fruit, easy to anemia. -
12, eat tofu, preferably with kelp. -
13, grapefruit perfume taste to make women feel young 6 years old. -
14, the morning of the fruit is golden. -
15, children and senior citizens all need to eat snacks. -
16, the summer should not be sedentary. -
17, when Chinese herb taboo: onion, garlic and pepper, mutton, dog, tea, carrots, fish. -
18, often in the mirror is good for health. -
19, pregnancy can cure migraines. -
20, a cup of coffee Do not smoke. -
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21, children's fluoride toothpaste with caution. -
22, red wine can reduce dementia risk. -
23, fly very often, eat more vitamin C. -
24, those excessive nightlife, easy hair loss baldness .-
25, hanged overnight leading water .-
26, ceramic disinfection, do not use consumer level cabinet .-
27, to wearing high heels, thumb easily valgus .-
28, breakfast is best after 7 .-
29, take the finished picture remember wash your hands .-
30, fresh juice most of the bacteria exceeded. -
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-
31, do not install greens with rice. -
32, green tea can prevent cancer, pregnant women drink to be careful. -
33, picking your nose, is equal to self-destruction -
34, children should not read too early. -
35, pregnant women, diet can be transmitted to children. -
36, the second defecation susceptible to hemorrhoids. -
37, a lychee three fire, although the fresh taste of food more than MO. -
38, cod liver oil served over stone-prone. -
39, the fluorescence cups squeeze injurious to health. -
40, the most comprehensive nutrition of milk. -
-
-
41, men are most afraid of heat, women are the most cold. -
42, summer treatment of myopia the benefits. -
43, raisins can be key teeth, sterilization. -
44, vinegar bottles can not be installed. -
45, students hyperostosis eye! -
46, meat must be thawed in cold water. -
47, eventually becoming wipe appliances, electromagnetic radiation large. -
48, the baby may sweat more than a calcium deficiency. -
49, the whole vegetarian woman, easy and old! -
50, the summer is not appropriate for children weaned. Can not discharge toxic skin care products. -
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51, eating papaya can increase gastrointestinal motility. -
52, Shake before use sunscreen. -
53, wearing sunglasses after massage. -
54, pineapple leaves contain anti-cancer ingredients. -
55, the elderly eat less sweet. -
56, moderately full health. -
57, drinking in moderation. -
58, every half a bean, can prevent the disease. -
59, mobile phone signal is not good, do not use! -
60, multi-functional detergent, with caution. -
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-
61, fish and poultry better than pork. -
62, eat beheaded duck head. -
63, diabetes, to guard against mosquito bites. -
64, taking advantage of the summer, calcium supplement. -
65, winter and summer disease governance is timely. -
66, dog days of summer can not be less fish. -
67, maternity damage profile may be associated with life. -
68, Band-Aid, do not abuse paste. -
69, take the bus, stand sideways more stable. -
70, baby crawling the benefits. -
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-
71, a straw to drink beverages, prevent tooth decay. -
72, food colors do. -
73, Lotus, -
74, advise you eat in summer melon. -
75, mung bean soup, add some salt. -
76, lily tea, can reduce internal heat. -
77, ice beverage drink easy to heat stroke! -
78, weaning mother should not isolate! -
79, cerebral hemorrhage, head of emergency cooling. -
80, diet-related migraine. -
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-
81, liposuction surgery, laser beams, lifting operations, summer is not suitable. -
82, eat more rice, a good heart period. -
83, take the cobblestone road, lower blood pressure. -
84, meat and more hot days, bad big! -
85, summer day, few leave, many mental and physical. -
86, children often do not call the effect of leg pain! -
87, moderate stress, can be anti-aging. -
88, hot weather, be careful hair. -
89, child care for a long time blowing air conditioning, easy to get pneumonia. -
90, too clean, but easy to get sick. -
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91, dress is too bright, careful toxic. -
92, female impotence quietly wraps. -
93, do not mess drink tea, carefully side-effects. -
94, nourishing not just the beginning of autumn. -
95, little toothpicks, tens of thousands of bacteria! -
96, always playing nibbling sleep, when the anti-blood thick. -
97, good words good words can cure a cold. -
98, summer of socks for men, Ma best. -
99, eat Jiang Youyi health. Mosquito bites, toilet water useless! ! -
100, the teeth look chaotic, because the dinner. -
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101, abdominal obesity risk of obesity than the hips. -
102, the population contains about 500 species of bacteria. -
103, often eat food rich in plant fiber, healthy. -
104, middle-aged man wearing a hard tight. -
105, fall, -
106, Beware of dog you sick. -
107, ion machine does not have security keys. -
108, brush your teeth to break up -
109, eat fresh lily, each not more than 50 grams. -
110, care solution, not as eye drops. -
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111, let the children go one hour a day! -
112, mainly pillow neck pillow. -
113, was particularly fond of sweating is sick. -
114, get the grass growing flowers, Yee body and mind. -
115, Lavender good for the heart! -
116, autumn is the time fresh pears. -
117, Chushu, the fitness and more attention. -
118, Chili can be ranked carcinogens. -
119, tea to remove bad breath. -
120, eat cereals, wholesome. -
-
-
121, peanut nutrition plays an important role a balanced diet. -
122,40 people over the age of the tumor should be implemented, -
123, a cell phone is best to remove the glasses. -
124, banana inhibit cancer cell growth. -
125, good evening exercise period. -
126, milk a calm, ease emotional effect. -
127, disposable chopsticks, the more white the more dangerous. -
128, often grimacing, lets face thinner. -
129, little old chicken soup. -
130, a glass of milk can not replace the breakfast. -
-
-
-
131, chronic dental problems can break the
132, children's lead anti-coup
133, Families with pregnant women, not decoration. -
134, Shen served antihypertensive drugs before going to bed. -
135, the patient Yichi honey. -
136, black lips, great meaning. -
137, old people should look at children's programs. -
138, White Dew health. -
139, good vision formed in the -
140, eat less salt, the equivalent of -
141, orange, juice, sugar, chocolate, drugs, and milk do not eat! -
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Sunday, May 15, 2011
The most pain
The world disappears, I will love you.
If you go , I will love you in tears .
If I go, I will love you from afar .
If your heart , I will love you in life .
old well where the sun fell into the tender will know the dark
When I came to realize that you really want to love you the most pain in my heart !
If you go , I will love you in tears .
If I go, I will love you from afar .
If your heart , I will love you in life .
old well where the sun fell into the tender will know the dark
When I came to realize that you really want to love you the most pain in my heart !
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Miss one
Remember to play the teacher absenteeism go run off circle
remember the call tipped them to stay school classroom
remember Collage ; hide in the toilet to steal to steal
Tuba tobacco smoke drink alcohol remember going to night classes to play but why
remember walking coquettish Cai Xiuli sharp teeth
remember the old generation of critics we say to mouth parched
remember to test the cap before the child is also playing side
remember after the exam results get buried skull too tired to remember a few Xiong Dihuo
always so crazy since
Remember that girls like boys together with other heart sour
remember how to eat in the canteen of the rancid food fresh
also roared Remember the youngest in the canteen to the meat dishes, I played more then a few slices always remember the school gate Yantan
stalls selling fake clouds
remember the restaurant door the first two dollars a bowl of beef noodle
remember that Du Min loose red nose bobbing
remember standing in Church and State Department played a hammer inside the buried equipment foolish
remember bored in the classroom to lose money to buy cigarettes Jinhua
Remember always absent along to the corner slipped out to see the Church and State Department, Collage, also evasive when bored
want to remember the mountains to eat potato ran Park That piece canteen
remember how some shameless woman is abused
remember how they have pleasure
Remember ... remember .. sometimes can not help but think of so many things will be tearful ....< br> year, our youth, our songs, the wind has been forgotten in the years to come, but also brought back in, I think of one, and my heart is still very nostalgic, I think of a center is always felt warm. time to fade the color of jeans, our memories are the time yellow, but also a period of good youth deserve our nostalgia ..........< br> I would like this document to all miss one
Some alumni may have a
me ; sample I wish you always feel happy
remember the call tipped them to stay school classroom
remember Collage ; hide in the toilet to steal to steal
Tuba tobacco smoke drink alcohol remember going to night classes to play but why
remember walking coquettish Cai Xiuli sharp teeth
remember the old generation of critics we say to mouth parched
remember to test the cap before the child is also playing side
remember after the exam results get buried skull too tired to remember a few Xiong Dihuo
always so crazy since
Remember that girls like boys together with other heart sour
remember how to eat in the canteen of the rancid food fresh
also roared Remember the youngest in the canteen to the meat dishes, I played more then a few slices always remember the school gate Yantan
stalls selling fake clouds
remember the restaurant door the first two dollars a bowl of beef noodle
remember that Du Min loose red nose bobbing
remember standing in Church and State Department played a hammer inside the buried equipment foolish
remember bored in the classroom to lose money to buy cigarettes Jinhua
Remember always absent along to the corner slipped out to see the Church and State Department, Collage, also evasive when bored
want to remember the mountains to eat potato ran Park That piece canteen
remember how some shameless woman is abused
remember how they have pleasure
Remember ... remember .. sometimes can not help but think of so many things will be tearful ....< br> year, our youth, our songs, the wind has been forgotten in the years to come, but also brought back in, I think of one, and my heart is still very nostalgic, I think of a center is always felt warm. time to fade the color of jeans, our memories are the time yellow, but also a period of good youth deserve our nostalgia ..........< br> I would like this document to all miss one
Some alumni may have a
me ; sample I wish you always feel happy
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
50 on a true portrayal of gender relations
1, the first time men and women go to bed is difficult, since more and more easy; women first and men go to bed very easily, since more and more difficult;
2, a man and his wife want to make money after the divorce, men earn any money in his wife wanted to divorce him.
3, several times.
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5, before the marriage and let a woman eat a man to borrow money, borrow money and let a woman married a man eat.
6, a man having an affair is reflected in more and more busy work, a woman having an affair is reflected in more and more salt to do the dishes.
7, a woman said to you
8, the traditional man is pure before marriage, after marriage promiscuity; modern men fool around before marriage, after marriage to become honest.
9, before the traditional children very honest woman, started giving birth dreams, before the birth of modern woman dreams, after giving birth to become honest.
10, at home when the money men like bookkeeping, at home, when the rich women like accounting.
11, the relationship between man and his wife bad the relationship between him and the mother is good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband, she and her mother's relationship is also poor.
12, men do not make money when the women try so hard, make money when a man a woman regrets.
13, a man entrusted to his girlfriend to take care of their buddies, and finally became the man's wife, girlfriend, buddy according to when; woman sister were entrusted to the care of her boyfriend, the results have become the boyfriend of the sister wife, sister have also become when not.
14, when men think ** is definitely not his wife, a woman is to her husband.
15, the failure of men who like to than his wife, successful woman like other people than her husband.
16, illegal parking fine men and pol.ice noisy one, a woman in the side to persuade; illegal parking fine woman and a man beside a noisy, police in the side to persuade.
17, the biggest worry is the creditors man, a woman's greatest worry is the lover.
18, most men like to buy useless things and most notebook computers, and most women like to buy the most useless thing is shoes.
19, a man good at discovering his wife's shortcomings, women good at discovering her husband's benefits.
20, a man having an affair is because the impulse, the woman having an affair because of boredom.
21, men lovers will have a sense of accomplishment, women lovers will have a sense of guilt.
22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, women take the initiative to kiss men planned event.
23, four-year-old woman had for her husband before the impulse, the four-year-old man has for his wife after the line
action
24, men like the shelves full of books, Then a woman to see these books.
25, men and women angry quarrel in the car, if driving is a woman she would slam on the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.
26, men for money to the first mobile phone, and then change a car, and then for the house, and finally change clothes; woman money is just the opposite.
27, men to learn English in order to prove that they are OK, the woman to learn English has proven that they have not.
28, the poorest man is not bargain shopping, the most rich women have to bargain shopping.
29, successful man, there is a woman's support, successful women have a bunch of men behind the support.
30, women hated men Chen Shimei; men like most women is Lady.
31, men see a woman, love, the most beautiful, the most common marriage, divorce, the most ugly divorce then becomes beautiful; women see a man, love the most honest, most boring marriage, divorce, the former most hypocrisy, after divorce, changing sincere
32, for men, the most beautiful woman can not get the woman; for women, most handsome man is already a man.
33, then the wise woman is also in their looks confused, stupid man in a woman's appearance is also clear.
34, women are always afraid of men usually color, they complain that men do not go to bed color; men always show ordinary women too, go to bed a woman does not show fear.
35, the most embarrassing thing a man is drunk wife pestered his friends; women are the most embarrassing thing is pestering her husband's friends got drunk himself.
36, a woman of the man said,
37, divorced, not the property of men, certainly not a good man; divorce, not the property of a woman, it must be a good woman
38, a man sent a woman bras, that want to build lovers ; women give men's underwear, that already had lovers.
39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.
40, a woman made a thousand dollars a unit, she would tell a man made a thousand dollars, to tell their friends, made a five hundred; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a five hundred, tell their friends made a thousand five.
41, henpecked at home, most do not dare contradict the man-in-law; at home, the women are most afraid of her husband dared to contradict her mother.
42, a woman will spend their own money to save her husband who, men will spend their own money to save the other woman.
43, men face a group of women, do not discuss the appearance issues; women face a group of men, do not discuss the issue of wealth.
44, a woman heard a man say that most like difficult to see another woman; man most like to hear a woman say to another man is a failure.
45, women often say that they comforted a woman miserable; men often say to comfort a man when another man miserable.
46, when the most stupid man is the first time wearing a suit to work, women are the most stupid is the first time when the streets wearing a Dress.
47, praised the beauty of other women's clothes like a beautiful, rich man like other men touted high income, the final result is the topic of conversation lead to himself.
48, returnees men speak Chinese when the Chinese have added a few words of English; returnees woman speaking English to a foreigner and there are a few Chinese.
49, men read the Dr. because of low IQ, women read the Dr. because of low emotional intelligence.
50, a man lying is a kind of habit, a woman lying is a kind of need.
2, a man and his wife want to make money after the divorce, men earn any money in his wife wanted to divorce him.
3, several times.
4,
5, before the marriage and let a woman eat a man to borrow money, borrow money and let a woman married a man eat.
6, a man having an affair is reflected in more and more busy work, a woman having an affair is reflected in more and more salt to do the dishes.
7, a woman said to you
8, the traditional man is pure before marriage, after marriage promiscuity; modern men fool around before marriage, after marriage to become honest.
9, before the traditional children very honest woman, started giving birth dreams, before the birth of modern woman dreams, after giving birth to become honest.
10, at home when the money men like bookkeeping, at home, when the rich women like accounting.
11, the relationship between man and his wife bad the relationship between him and the mother is good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband, she and her mother's relationship is also poor.
12, men do not make money when the women try so hard, make money when a man a woman regrets.
13, a man entrusted to his girlfriend to take care of their buddies, and finally became the man's wife, girlfriend, buddy according to when; woman sister were entrusted to the care of her boyfriend, the results have become the boyfriend of the sister wife, sister have also become when not.
14, when men think ** is definitely not his wife, a woman is to her husband.
15, the failure of men who like to than his wife, successful woman like other people than her husband.
16, illegal parking fine men and pol.ice noisy one, a woman in the side to persuade; illegal parking fine woman and a man beside a noisy, police in the side to persuade.
17, the biggest worry is the creditors man, a woman's greatest worry is the lover.
18, most men like to buy useless things and most notebook computers, and most women like to buy the most useless thing is shoes.
19, a man good at discovering his wife's shortcomings, women good at discovering her husband's benefits.
20, a man having an affair is because the impulse, the woman having an affair because of boredom.
21, men lovers will have a sense of accomplishment, women lovers will have a sense of guilt.
22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, women take the initiative to kiss men planned event.
23, four-year-old woman had for her husband before the impulse, the four-year-old man has for his wife after the line
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24, men like the shelves full of books, Then a woman to see these books.
25, men and women angry quarrel in the car, if driving is a woman she would slam on the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.
26, men for money to the first mobile phone, and then change a car, and then for the house, and finally change clothes; woman money is just the opposite.
27, men to learn English in order to prove that they are OK, the woman to learn English has proven that they have not.
28, the poorest man is not bargain shopping, the most rich women have to bargain shopping.
29, successful man, there is a woman's support, successful women have a bunch of men behind the support.
30, women hated men Chen Shimei; men like most women is Lady.
31, men see a woman, love, the most beautiful, the most common marriage, divorce, the most ugly divorce then becomes beautiful; women see a man, love the most honest, most boring marriage, divorce, the former most hypocrisy, after divorce, changing sincere
32, for men, the most beautiful woman can not get the woman; for women, most handsome man is already a man.
33, then the wise woman is also in their looks confused, stupid man in a woman's appearance is also clear.
34, women are always afraid of men usually color, they complain that men do not go to bed color; men always show ordinary women too, go to bed a woman does not show fear.
35, the most embarrassing thing a man is drunk wife pestered his friends; women are the most embarrassing thing is pestering her husband's friends got drunk himself.
36, a woman of the man said,
37, divorced, not the property of men, certainly not a good man; divorce, not the property of a woman, it must be a good woman
38, a man sent a woman bras, that want to build lovers ; women give men's underwear, that already had lovers.
39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.
40, a woman made a thousand dollars a unit, she would tell a man made a thousand dollars, to tell their friends, made a five hundred; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a five hundred, tell their friends made a thousand five.
41, henpecked at home, most do not dare contradict the man-in-law; at home, the women are most afraid of her husband dared to contradict her mother.
42, a woman will spend their own money to save her husband who, men will spend their own money to save the other woman.
43, men face a group of women, do not discuss the appearance issues; women face a group of men, do not discuss the issue of wealth.
44, a woman heard a man say that most like difficult to see another woman; man most like to hear a woman say to another man is a failure.
45, women often say that they comforted a woman miserable; men often say to comfort a man when another man miserable.
46, when the most stupid man is the first time wearing a suit to work, women are the most stupid is the first time when the streets wearing a Dress.
47, praised the beauty of other women's clothes like a beautiful, rich man like other men touted high income, the final result is the topic of conversation lead to himself.
48, returnees men speak Chinese when the Chinese have added a few words of English; returnees woman speaking English to a foreigner and there are a few Chinese.
49, men read the Dr. because of low IQ, women read the Dr. because of low emotional intelligence.
50, a man lying is a kind of habit, a woman lying is a kind of need.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Concert into the night to see a doctor
to keep on watching , Funny doctor. . . Really good, impetuous heart had slowly calm down. Some songs of doctors, because the life he described the helplessness and sadness too naked and too pull off, really is kind of a knife scrape the bones kind of feeling, not to listen. Love should not be a one-dimensional and should not be a dead end, only to see it brought us grief, and forget that our hearts become harder powerful, it makes us become more mature and plump personality, which get rid of some of our bad habits, etc., these are the harvest of love brings us. So, love to love, it feels right, like; love to love, do not care about gains and losses.
most recent state can be said is a mess, decadence, depression, hate myself, interested in nothing, that depression is probably it, really can be afraid. So, I did not do anything, only this time to adjust their mood. Do not want to force yourself to try to forget, much to the bright side, another idea to think about the problem from another angle, to change their old concepts. And all have calmed down, look at the problem will be more clear, cool deal with the problem will become more calm, so that it will not make the wrong decision.
recent so many things, and I did not expect, in fact, because of misunderstanding, the network with the real world, after all, is not the same. Some people say why do you always come and go, why you are so real, you are on the network is that? In fact, like the ad said, a man not only one side, people really can not have just one side, unless you do not want to live in the real world. The world has different values from a variety of different tastes of people, sometimes we lie to meet, eat dirt, is only one of the most humble to the purpose: survival. The knife was too tough to break easily, Duirenduishi not only in a manner, but not too smooth, the others are a fool; not crafty and fawning immorality, with people just for him to use his calculations. Some ones that perhaps only few people know - parents, lovers, family and friends. . . This is only a few, really small, because he only trusted his love in front of it, revealing the true side of the most innocent, as he left the most profound love for his favorite people there. All the misunderstandings, only because you believe some of the surface phenomena, and never really seriously listened to his true heart.
really good night, and sleep!
most recent state can be said is a mess, decadence, depression, hate myself, interested in nothing, that depression is probably it, really can be afraid. So, I did not do anything, only this time to adjust their mood. Do not want to force yourself to try to forget, much to the bright side, another idea to think about the problem from another angle, to change their old concepts. And all have calmed down, look at the problem will be more clear, cool deal with the problem will become more calm, so that it will not make the wrong decision.
recent so many things, and I did not expect, in fact, because of misunderstanding, the network with the real world, after all, is not the same. Some people say why do you always come and go, why you are so real, you are on the network is that? In fact, like the ad said, a man not only one side, people really can not have just one side, unless you do not want to live in the real world. The world has different values from a variety of different tastes of people, sometimes we lie to meet, eat dirt, is only one of the most humble to the purpose: survival. The knife was too tough to break easily, Duirenduishi not only in a manner, but not too smooth, the others are a fool; not crafty and fawning immorality, with people just for him to use his calculations. Some ones that perhaps only few people know - parents, lovers, family and friends. . . This is only a few, really small, because he only trusted his love in front of it, revealing the true side of the most innocent, as he left the most profound love for his favorite people there. All the misunderstandings, only because you believe some of the surface phenomena, and never really seriously listened to his true heart.
really good night, and sleep!
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Unified National Examination Paper boys taking his wife
Unified National Examination Paper boys taking his wife shall not answer ------------------------ ------------- Seal Line ---------- enlarge】 【Tip A: this paper a unified proposition by the China Federation of bachelor, provinces, municipalities, autonomous regions and Xinjiang Production and Construction Corps, separately listed cities required to use this volume, not their own proposition. B: All candidates must be single women, men and married women not answer qualification. C: Candidates must comply with the examination rules, not allowed to carry mobile phones and other communication tools into the examination room, not allowed to whisper, cheating is found on the spot a copycat disqualified. ------------------ Unified national examination papers boys admitted his wife: (out of 150) First, the multiple-choice questions (每小题 5 points, can only choose one) 1 . What is your future husband asked? [] A: the house of a hundred square meters B: car a C: a monthly salary of not less than 3000 yuan D: simple and honest, able to feed their families 2. You will live with the parents and her husband do? () A: be B: no C: time to say D: listening to her husband arrangements 3. Met a lady down the way to work on the road (possibly sick, it could be a car accident), how would you do? () A: immediately help the old lady to the hospital B: immediately call 110 or 120 C: far standing watch D: fear of getting himself into trouble, left the scene 4. You will cook and clean up? () A: no B: will be C: not willing to do housework D: is learning 5. If you find that derailed her husband, how do you do? () A: Divorce B: to find her parents who beat him up C: to educate him for the first time, their hearts with love, and logic D: revenge her husband, affair 6. Will have children, how to teach children? () A: to her husband to educate B: What kids want to buy C: naughty hit PP D: do not spoil a child, and her husband co-educational children 7. The common property between husband and wife how to spend? () A: pre-marital property notarization B: I have the final say C: to her husband Management D: Investment banking 8. If the husband hits you, how do? () A: and his sparring B: find a local Women's Federation mediation C: back home D: Divorce 9. Husband like smoking, drinking, how to do? () A: do not care B: to make him quit C: tobacco and alcohol to him about the harm to the body D: do not know how to do 9. Her husband was fired from a company, how do you do? () A: calling him a useless B: ignore C: groaning sigh D: to comfort him, encouraged him to 10. You will often see her husband's cell phone with? () A: so, to prevent him from derailment B: No, I believe he C: the occasional check D: check once a day, two short answer questions: (每小题 5 points, a total 5 questions) 1. In your mind, what is the image of a good husband? 2. You want your future child is a boy or a girl? 3. You will grow old and her husband do? 4. If you met her husband's career low, how do you do? 5. Husband donated one thousand yuan to the disaster area, you will curse him? Three essay questions. (50 points) to Fourth, the operating title: (25 points) live demonstrations about cooking and cleaning process A: Comparison of a dirty white shirt, Diaopai washing powder bag, a wash basin, water bucket, you hand wash this shirt clean. (10 points) B: a rice cooker, rice, a pound, a number of water, the circuit of a flapper, you will be mature rice meal. (5 points for this) C: a live chicken, a knife, a set of kitchen equipment (pots and pans, etc.), oil, salt and condiments are available, a liquefied petroleum gas equipment (sets), a recipe, please you within an hour to do a dish with only chickens, and vegetables called (This title 10 points) → final interpretation of this test belongs to China bachelor Federation.
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